You run a business... not a call center, not a "sorry I missed your call" confession booth, and definitely not an unpaid therapy for leads who can't pick a Tuesday.
Hydra answers calls, texts back, books appointments, follows up, and begs for reviews... all while you’re doing the work that makes the money.
The Uncomfortable Truth
Are you sick of this Sh*t?
You wake up promising yourself, “Today’s the day I finally get ahead.”
By 10AM? You're already behind
The phone's buzzing.
Someone no-showed.
Another client wants to "reschedule."
A voicemail from last night mocks you from the notification bar.
You pour coffee.
Then more coffee.
You’re one mug away from mainlining it straight from the pot.
You promise yourself you'll "follow up later."
You won't.
Because by tonight you'll be cooked medium-well and still drowning in quotes you haven't sent, messages you haven't answered, invoices you haven't chased... and Todd's brand-new 1-star tantrum because "you never called back."
Tomorrow?
Same circus. Different clowns.
You're not lazy. You’re buried alive.
Remember when you started this for freedom?
Yeah. Cute.
Nobody told you "being your own boss" also meant being the receptionist, the marketing intern, and the emotional support animal for flaky customers.
Here’s the real gut punch:
Every missed call, every slow reply, every “my bad, forgot,” is quietly draining your jobs, your reviews, and your reputation.
It's not a leak. It's a hemorrhage.
And you? You're out here playing receptionist when you should be getting paid.
Hydra fixes all of it.
It doesn't judge you.
It doesn't ask you to "build a workflow."
It just jumps into the chaos and starts doing the sh*t you’ve been avoiding since 2019.
You handle the work. Hydra handles everything that gets in your way.
You don’t need more leads. You need to stop ghosting the ones that already reached out.
Why The Money Slips Away
The stuff that's killing your growth
You’re good at your job. Your phone? That thing hates you.
Missed calls
That awkward moment when your competitor picks up and you don't.
Congrats, you just funded their lunch break.
Dead follow-ups
Remember that lead from 3 weeks ago? Yeah, they don't remember you either.
Out of sight, out of business.
Stale reviews
Your top Google result is still that passive-aggressive 1-star from 2019.
Nothing says 'trust us' like radio silence.
Every one of these is a paycheck you left on voicemail.
Your 24/7 Business Engine
Meet Hydra
Hydra is the over caffeinated receptionist who never flakes, never forgets, and never asks for PTO.
Answers
AI Receptionist picks up calls + texts back missed calls in seconds
Books
Offers times, confirms, reminds. Your calendar fills while you work.
Follows up
Nudges quotes, chases approvals, asks for the review at the "Yes" moment.
Your 24/7 Business Engine
Meet Hydra
Hydra is the overcaffeinated receptionist who never flakes, never forgets, never asks for PTO, and never sighs loudly when customers repeat themselves.
Answers
AI Receptionist picks up calls + texts back missed calls in seconds
Books
Offers times, confirms, reminds. Your calendar fills itself while you work.
Follows up
Nudges quotes, chases approvals, asks for the review at the "Yes" moment.
A.I. Receptionist
Missed Call Text Back
Auto Booking & Reminders
Review Requests & Responses
Fast Human Handoff
A.I. Receptionist
Missed Call Text Back
Auto Booking & Reminders
Review Requests & Responses
Fast Human Handoff
What You Actually Get
Three brains. One system.
Hydra’s made of three AIs that work together so no lead, call, or review slips through the cracks.
Voice AI – The Receptionist That Never Sleeps
What it does:
Answers inbound calls with a human tone (yes, it talks).
Returns missed calls automatically... no voicemails, no guilt texts.
Qualifies the lead, routes or books on your calendar, and drops clean notes into your CRM.
Handles FAQs (“Do you service my area?” “What’s your rate?”) without sounding like a robot.
Why it matters:
It’s like hiring a front desk manager who doesn’t call in sick, doesn’t need coffee, and never forgets to follow up.
Conversation AI – The Text Thread That Works Overtime
What it does:
Fires an instant text when you miss a call or form submission.
Chats naturally with the lead, gathers info, and gets them scheduled.
Sends friendly reminders and follow-ups that sound human, not automated.
Keeps your pipeline warm while you’re doing the actual work.
Why it matters:
Because people answer texts faster than calls. Hydra keeps the conversation alive so you don’t have to babysit it.
Reviews AI – Your Reputation on Autopilot
What it does:
Automatically requests reviews right after jobs close.
Writes on brand, professional replies to new reviews.
Flags bad feedback privately so you can fix it before it hits the public.
Posts the good ones where they actually get seen.
Why it matters:
You look responsive, proactive, and five-star worthy ... without spending nights begging for reviews.
Three jobs. Zero human hours. Infinite patience.
What You Actually Get
Three brains. One system.
Hydra’s made of three AIs that work together so no lead, call, or review slips through the cracks.
Voice AI – Picks up, never whines.
Answers calls in a human tone, returns missed ones instantly, qualifies, books, and routes.
It’s your front desk without the drama.
Conversation AI – Texts back faster than guilt.
Shoots instant replies, keeps threads alive, and follows up until booked.
Works 24/7 because people answer texts faster than calls.
Reviews AI – Your Reputation on Autopilot
Requests reviews, writes replies, and hides the bad ones until you fix them.
Looks like you care, even when you’re done for the day.
Together, they work like a full staff that never clocks out.
What You Actually Get
Three brains. One system.
Hydra’s made of three AIs that work together so no lead, call, or review slips through the cracks.
Voice AI
Always picks up. Never whines.
What it does:
Answers inbound calls with a human tone (yes… it talks like a real grown-up).
Returns missed calls automatically... no voicemails, no guilt texts.
Qualifies leads, books appointments, routes the rest, and logs everything neatly in your CRM.
Handles FAQs like “Do you service my area?” without sounding like Siri’s depressed cousin.
Why it matters:
It’s like hiring a front desk manager who doesn’t call in sick, doesn’t gossip, and never forgets to follow up. Basically everything your last hire wasn't.
Voice AI
Always picks up, never whines.
What it does:
Answers inbound calls with a human tone (yes, it talks).
Returns missed calls automatically... no voicemails, no guilt texts.
Qualifies the lead, routes or books on your calendar, and drops clean notes into your CRM.
Handles FAQs (“Do you service my area?” “What’s your rate?”) without sounding like a robot.
Why it matters:
It’s like hiring a front desk manager who doesn’t call in sick, doesn’t need coffee, and never forgets to follow up.
Conversation AI
Texts back faster than you text your ex.
What it does:
Fires an instant text when you miss a call, dm, or form submission.
Chats naturally, gathers info, gets them scheduled.
Sends reminders and follow-ups that sound human — not like an automated hostage negotiation.
Keeps leads warm while you’re knee-deep in actual work.
Why it matters:
People answer texts faster than calls. Hydra keeps the conversation alive so you don't have to babysit your phone like it's 2007.
Reviews AI
Your reputation’s autopilot... minus the groveling.
What it does:
Automatically requests reviews right after jobs wrap.
Writes on-brand, professional responses to every new review.
Flags bad feedback privately so you can fix it before it nukes your rating.
Posts the good ones where actual humans will see them.
Why it matters:
You look responsive, proactive, and five-star worthy... without spending nights begging Todd for forgiveness.
Reviews AI
Your reputation's autopilot, no begging required.
What it does:
Automatically requests reviews right after jobs close.
Writes on brand, professional replies to new reviews.
Flags bad feedback privately so you can fix it before it hits the public.
Posts the good ones where they actually get seen.
Why it matters:
You look responsive, proactive, and five-star worthy ... without spending nights begging for reviews.
Together, they handle every part of the customer conversation... before, during, and after the job.
What You Actually Get
Three brains. One system.
Hydra’s made of three AIs that work together so no lead, call, or review slips through the cracks.
Voice AI – Always picks up, never whines.
What it does:
Answers inbound calls with a human tone (yes, it talks).
Returns missed calls automatically... no voicemails, no guilt texts.
Qualifies the lead, routes or books on your calendar, and drops clean notes into your CRM.
Handles FAQs (“Do you service my area?” “What’s your rate?”) without sounding like a robot.
Why it matters:
It’s like hiring a front desk manager who doesn’t call in sick, doesn’t need coffee, and never forgets to follow up.
Conversation AI – Texts back faster than guilt.
What it does:
Fires an instant text when you miss a call, dm, or form submission.
Chats naturally with the lead, gathers info, and gets them scheduled.
Sends friendly reminders and follow-ups that sound human, not automated.
Keeps your pipeline warm while you’re doing the actual work.
Why it matters:
Because people answer texts faster than calls. Hydra keeps the conversation alive so you don’t have to babysit it.
Reviews AI – Your Reputation on Autopilot, no begging required.
What it does:
Automatically requests reviews right after jobs close.
Writes on brand, professional replies to new reviews.
Flags bad feedback privately so you can fix it before it hits the public.
Posts the good ones where they actually get seen.
Why it matters:
You look responsive, proactive, and five-star worthy ... without spending nights begging for reviews.
Three jobs. Zero human hours. Infinite patience.
No magic. Just a system.
How It Works
3 steps, zero babysitting.
Connect Your Phone & Calendar
Forward your business line to Hydra (takes 3 minutes)
Sync your calendar so Hydra knows your real availability
Customize your greeting and booking rules
Hydra Handles the Chaos
Answers every call in 2 rings, 24/7
Qualifies leads, books appointments, sends confirmations
Follows up automatically so nothing falls through the cracks
You Get More Done (and More Paid)
Check your dashboard to see booked appointments
Review call transcripts and recordings anytime
Watch your revenue climb while you focus on the work
No magic. Just a system.
How It Works
3 steps, zero babysitting.
They Reach Out
Call, Text, DM, or Form. Hydra Grabs It.
Hydra Does The Dance
Answers, Books, Reminds, Reviews.
You Get More Done
Do the Work, Get Paid, Collect Praise.
What You Actually Get
Three brains. One system.
Hydra’s made of three AIs that work together so no lead, call, or review slips through the cracks.
Voice AI – The Receptionist That Never Sleeps
What it does:
Answers inbound calls with a human tone (yes, it talks).
Returns missed calls automatically... no voicemails, no guilt texts.
Qualifies the lead, routes or books on your calendar, and drops clean notes into your CRM.
Handles FAQs (“Do you service my area?” “What’s your rate?”) without sounding like a robot.
Why it matters:
It’s like hiring a front desk manager who doesn’t call in sick, doesn’t need coffee, and never forgets to follow up.
Conversation AI – The Text Thread That Works Overtime
What it does:
Fires an instant text when you miss a call or form submission.
Chats naturally with the lead, gathers info, and gets them scheduled.
Sends friendly reminders and follow-ups that sound human, not automated.
Keeps your pipeline warm while you’re doing the actual work.
Why it matters:
Because people answer texts faster than calls. Hydra keeps the conversation alive so you don’t have to babysit it.
Reviews AI – Your Reputation on Autopilot
What it does:
Automatically requests reviews right after jobs close.
Writes on brand, professional replies to new reviews.
Flags bad feedback privately so you can fix it before it hits the public.
Posts the good ones where they actually get seen.
Why it matters:
You look responsive, proactive, and five-star worthy ... without spending nights begging for reviews.
Three jobs. Zero human hours. Infinite patience.
No magic. Just a system.
How It Works
3 steps, zero babysitting.
We Get You Connected
You show up. We do nerd stuff.
We set up call forwarding, sync your calendar, record your custom greeting, and fine-tune Hydra so it sounds like your brand... not a call center in a basement somewhere.
You leave the setup call ready to roll. No tech degree. No weekend lost to YouTube tutorials.
Hydra Handles the Chaos
The part where you stop hemorrhaging money.
Answers every call... 24/7
Qualifies leads, books appointments, sends confirmations
Follows up automatically so nothing falls through the cracks
Basically, it does the job you've been pretending you'll "get to later."
You Get More Done (and More Paid)
You work. Hydra works. You win.
See all booked appointments and calls in your dashboard.
Check transcripts or recordings anytime if you’re curious (or paranoid).
Watch your schedule fill while you focus on... you know... ACTUAL work.
That’s it. Hydra handles the humans, you handle the job.
No magic. Just a system.
How It Works
3 steps, zero babysitting.
Connect Your Phone & Calendar
Forward your business line to Hydra (takes 3 minutes)
Sync your calendar so Hydra knows your real availability
Customize your greeting and booking rules
Hydra Handles the Chaos
Answers every call in 2 rings, 24/7
Qualifies leads, books appointments, sends confirmations
Follows up automatically so nothing falls through the cracks
You Get More Done (and More Paid)
Check your dashboard to see booked appointments
Review call transcripts and recordings anytime
Watch your revenue climb while you focus on the work
What You Actually Get
Voice AI. Conversation AI. Reviews AI.
Three brains, one system. Each does the job you don’t have time for.
Voice AI (AI Receptionist)
Picks up calls, answers FAQs, routes or books. Sounds human. Never flakes.
• Answer live or return missed calls
• Qualify, route, or book instantly
Conversation AI (SMS & Chat)
Texts back in seconds, keeps threads warm, nudges until booked.
• Missed-call text-back
• Quote follow-ups & reminders
Reviews AI (Reputation)
Asks at the right moment, answers reviews so you don’t have to.
• Request reviews automatically
• Drafts replies you can approve
Voice AI (AI Receptionist)
Picks up calls, answers FAQs, routes or books. Sounds human. Never flakes.
• Answer live or return missed calls
• Qualify, route, or book instantly
Conversation AI (SMS & Chat)
Texts back in seconds, keeps threads warm, nudges until booked.
• Missed-call text-back
• Quote follow-ups & reminders
Reviews AI (Reputation)
Asks at the right moment, answers reviews so you don’t have to.
• Request reviews automatically
• Drafts replies you can approve
Voice AI (AI Receptionist)
Picks up calls, answers FAQs, routes or books. Sounds human. Never flakes.
Conversation AI (SMS & Chat)
Texts back in seconds, keeps threads warm, nudges until booked.
Reviews AI (Reputation)
Asks at the right moment, answers reviews so you don’t have to.
Three jobs. Zero human hours. Infinite patience.
What You Actually Get
Voice AI. Conversation AI. Reviews AI.
Three brains, one system. Each does the job you don’t have time for.
Voice AI
(AI Receptionist)
Picks up calls, answers FAQs, routes or books. Sounds human. Never flakes.
Conversation AI
(SMS & Chat)
Texts back in seconds, keeps threads warm, nudges until booked.
Reviews AI
(Reputation)
Asks at the right moment, answers reviews so you don’t have to.
Three jobs. Zero human hours. Infinite patience.
Answer
Missed call? Friendly text in seconds. Gets the basics done.
Book
Offers slots, confirms, reminds. Your calendar fills while you work.
Follow up
Nudges quotes, chases approvals, requests reviews at the yes‑moment.
Missed-call text-back
Auto booking
Review that land
Human hand-off when needed
Intake
Customer reaches out via call, text, or form
Activate
Hydra Hub handles the conversation & books it
Results
You show up, do the work, get paid
Answer every call (even when you can't)
Book appointments automatically
Request reviews at the perfect moment
Follow up without the awkward reminder
Text back missed callers instantly
Intake
Customer reaches out via call, text, or form
Activate
Hydra Hub handles the conversation & books it
Results
You show up, do the work, get paid
Answer every call (even when you can't)
Book appointments automatically
Request reviews at the perfect moment
Follow up without the awkward reminder
Text back missed callers instantly
No magic. Just a system.
How It Works
3 steps, zero babysitting.
They reach out
Call, text, dm, or form. Hydra grabs it.
Hydra does the dance
Answers, books, reminds, requests reviews.
You show up
do the work, get paid, collect praise.
Real numbers. Zero fluff.
Turn chaos into cash flow
Real businesses. Real results. Real fast.
3.2x
More bookings
94%
Response rate
< 60s
Avg. response time
$18k
Avg. monthly recovery
“I used to lose jobs every time my phone rang on a job. Now Hydra answers for me... It’s the only employee I’ve had that actually shows up.”
Marcus Rodriguez
Founder, Rodriguez HVAC
(Marcus answers fewer calls now. His bank account sends its regards.)
The Offer (Blunt Edition)
One Price. Everything Handled.
Month-to-month. Cancel anytime. Hydra won’t ghost you.
$297/mo
Costs less than one missed job, works harder than your last hire.
Unlimited calls & texts handled
Auto‑booking + reminders
Follow‑ups + review requests
24/7 support (by actual humans)
Month‑to‑month... No Contract
The “Don’t BS Me” Section
FAQ's ... No BS
The questions everyone asks. The answers that actually help.
Does it actually sound human?
Creepy close. Like, your-girlfriend-might-get-jealous close.
Hydra uses advanced voice AI that pauses, changes tone, and handles interruptions like a real person.
Is it perfect? Not yet. But it’s close enough that most callers don’t notice... and the ones that do usually ask where you “hired her.”
(We don't tell them. It's funnier that way.)
What if someone asks something Hydra doesn't know?
It phones a friend. (You. With context. Not at 3AM.)
Hydra's trained on your business info and FAQs, but it doesn't bullshit.
If a caller goes off-script, Hydra politely tells them you'll follow up and immediately texts you the details.
No guessing. No fake answers. No "let me transfer you to my manager" energy.
Just a smooth handoff.
Can I customize how Hydra talks?
Hydra speaks fluent you... Spanish, Sarcastic, or whatever. Your call.
Absolutely. You set the greeting, tone, and rules.
Want it casual? Professional? Somewhere in between?
Hydra talks like you, not like a robot with a LinkedIn profile.
How long does setup take?
One call. No weekend. No whiskey required.
We handle setup with you. Our team trains Hydra on your website, hours, and tone so it sounds like part of your crew, not some random bot.
You'll have your onboarding session, we'll do the heavy lifting, and you'll be live in a couple days... not a couple months.
No all-nighters. No "figuring it out as you go." Just done.
Do I have to change my phone number?
Keep your digits. Hydra just does the answering.
Nope. Keep your number.
We’ll walk you through simple call-forwarding so Hydra can pick up when you can’t.
You’ll still get every call and text... Hydra just stops you from missing them.
Can I take calls myself sometimes?
Hydra’s good, not clingy.
Sure. Just pick up the phone.
Hydra steps back when you're available and jumps in when you're not.
Pause it anytime or set "priority hours" where calls come straight to you.
It's your business. Hydra just handles the chaos when you've got better things to do.
Is there a contract?
Commitment issues welcome.
Nope. Month-to-month. Cancel anytime.
Hydra may send one last dramatic email about “everything you had together,” but that’s just closure.
Questions answered. Excuses expired.
Either you're serious about fixing this, or you're not. Hydra's ready. Your competitors aren't waiting.
Stop leaving leads on read
You Answer Your Ex Faster Than Your Leads.
Hydra has better priorities. It answers, books, and follows up while you’re still convincing yourself you’ll “call them back in a sec.”
No scripts. No small talk. Just every lead handled before they find someone else.
Keep missing Opportunites, or keep the money?
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The AI receptionist that answers, books, follows up, and asks for reviews... 24/7.
No scripts. No small talk. Just every lead handled.
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